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Question 41 of the Impossible Quiz Book asks "What do cannibals do after they've dumped their girlfriend?". The potential answers are "Eat her", "Weep uncontrollably", "Wipe their arse" and "Play chess".

The correct one is "Wipe their arse", since the word dumping doesn't only apply to break-up situations, but it's also used as a synonym of defecating, as in "taking a dump". Therefore, after a cannibal has eaten and subsequently "dumped" his girlfriend, all there is to do for him is to wipe his bum and move on with his life.

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