Interviewer: "So, what do you think of Splapp's Drawing Masterclasses?"
Int: "Deeper insights/longer responses please, Doge."
Doge: "Many Masterpiece. Wow"
Int: *Shifts uneasily* "Anything else you'd like to add?"
Doge: "Such Van Gogh-less-ness"
Int: *Stands up; slowly walks away in tears*
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